I love it.
Picture me....sitting at the back of the bus, the seat next to me is soaken wet because of the urinating drunk hoe who sat there 5 seconds ago. The sweet smell of AIDS and tubercolosis is whirling pass your hair...It's raining outside but you can't see it anyway because the window is covered with thick grey mold. The driver obviously can't drive because he hits the breaks in every 10 seconds. You feel like shit (probably because u are sitting in some of it).
And then suddenly *chord of angels* the bus stops, the doors open, shitloads of rain pour in...and then...there it is...surrounded by beautiful golden light...stands the (a bit tweaky) busstop sign and on it is written exactly the same what the old bald busdriver is saying to his crappy microphone with his pathetic nasal voice: "Party..."
:D
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XD XD XD XD
ahahahahahahahahaha
I just talked to my friend about saturday night (fever) ...hey actually I did have a fever. 38,3 !!
Anyway, we don't remember much....but the parts we remember are so fucking hilarious that I start laughing like crazy every time I remember something.
This morning I woke up and ...firstly, my back hurts - like this sharp pain...i think it has something to do with the nerves. Then, both my knees are bruised and I can't bend them. Thirdly, I can't raise my arms, I don't know, maybe I took some boxing classes or something after midnight. God knows. Seriously. (Ciao Baari Talis! :D ) In addition, my right foot feels like walking on glass. Also, my neck...I can't turn my head.
So basically, I walk around like some kind of a retarded creep. And I've still got a fever.
Went to school today...stayed there for exactly one hour, did some german grammatics and listening tasks and then took off with a friend of mine. We went to Hesburger. Girls have got to eat!
This friend looks pretty much like me, only a million times prettier. She has exactly the same colour of blonde hair as me, so we are often called twins. (I usually correct people and say we are actually triples. :D ) And we are similar in many many ways. With her we just laugh 10% of the time. Because 50% we eat, 30% sleep and ...ee...my math isnt actually that good...ok, lets say that 15% of time we are just soooo incredebly lazy.
Let me explain a bit. We have german twice a week. And every time we do the homework either at 4am or at school right before the class. Can you believe it. Every time. Not even ONCE have we studied earlier or done some proper preparations. That's what lazy-ass means.
Also...we sleep right after school...when everybody else goes to...hip-hop...dancing...tennis...swimming..whatever. We sleep. And then we get up when everybody else is going to sleep. And then we eat...
But when we are together then it is so incredebly funny, yet at the same time we have really interesting and realistic and smart opinions that we share. :)
I love my friends. They are all different, but they have qualities that I treasure. They make me a better person too. I am very lucky to have them, I really am. Really really really.
Saturday night was crazy because...I have drank a lot in my life. Sometimes less, sometimes more. One time I drank so much that I still don't remember what I did, my friend told me that we walked from one part of Tallinn to the other on foot. I dont remember a single thing. It was after Wonderwomans' bday party at a rock club where this really good estonian band Brides In Bloom was performing (Download Brides In Bloom - Ride). Well...Superwoman (me) sure left the building but doesn't remember anything. Btw, I got this nickname, Superwoman, from my ex. He told me once that wow your clothes always smell so good. I was like...yeah...because I happen to wash them from time to time. :D And he said, wow you can do the laundry?? I said..well..erm...yes? With a wasching machine it's really easy. It's not like it's the 16th century and I have to dig a hole in the ground to reach the water or something. :D I told him that I only have to push one button and the maschine starts working. And he said...wow..superwoman. :D So there you go.
Eee...where was I...yes...saturday night...& that i have been drunk before too.
But this time it was different. I said and did things that are very....crazy. Like...I was there...but I had no brain...and I don't remember much...but I don't understand how could I've done all those things.
We went to many clubs that night. The last one where I went...I was drinking my cocktail while buying the tickets & my friend said something funny to me...I can't recall what it was...and I just spat everything -all the juice in my mouth- on the man behind the counter. He was soaking wet. And he just smiled and wiped his face XD (omg how embarrasing) and he was so adorable. He laughed and just carried on. The girl by his side, who usually sells the tickets, probably thanked god she had taken a break a few seconds ago, or she would have gotten an orange-vodka shower instead of him, anyway she was laughing so hard that she had to cover her face with her hand.
Just remembering those things make me die of laughter. And laughing hurts...y'know my neck...and my back and...oh yeah, I'll better go and lie down.
There's some ketchup on my pillow. Dunno how it got there.
Damn, that remind me....how we were walking on the street at 2 am and we came to a burrito-tortilla trailer car and there was a long queue and some guys asked me what I was gonna order..so they could buy it for me. And I said: just ketchup, thank you
...:D like...wtf XD
Hey I'll add the msn conversation I had with my friend about that particular ketchup part. It was funny.
Friend says:
you remember how i got almost at the beginning of that queue, and then some finn looked at me as at the enemy of the state, damn :D
Me says:
i dont remember that :D
Friend says:
you don't remember cause you were standing at the end of it, and ordering ketchup :D :D
cya later, alligator
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